Hello! This is kinda exciting, making a blog; I never have before. I wonder if I'll actually remember to update it...
Anyway, you're probably wondering who I am. Veneer here, at your service (and like hell am I gonna give you a last name), though I'm sort of hoping you already knew that and know me. No, really. If you're a creeper, it's okay. You can just click on out of this.
But as I was saying, I fill the role of engineer on the Starship Echo, captained by 'the Illustrious Captain Nemo', as zie--
Oh no.
Oh, God, no.
Please, please, please tell me that's not the secondary buffer panel burning. No, no, no, Roxy, Nemo! Why is the buffer panel I just spiffed up on fire--!
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